Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
there is puke in my bra ... again
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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