How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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