I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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