Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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