OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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