I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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