If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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