Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Farmville is her only friend.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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