I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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