i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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