the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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