no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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