office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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