Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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