there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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