her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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