So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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