I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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