but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Randomize
