i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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