just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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