I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
