That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
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