if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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