I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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