Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
you will always have a special place in my vag
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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