That's when you crack a 10am beer
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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