I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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