I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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