we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Randomize
