Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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