12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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