We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I'm at about main and main street
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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