so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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