wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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