what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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