I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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