Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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