If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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