Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
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