He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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