some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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