Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
