Kiss
Puke
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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