i just google imaged poop.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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