i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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