pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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