I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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