: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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