we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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