I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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