I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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