I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
This house was built for laser tag.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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