i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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